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| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Length (in) | Chest (cm) | Waist (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 30-32 | 27 | 91-97 | 76-81 | 69 |
| M | 39-41 | 33-35 | 28 | 99-104 | 84-89 | 71 |
| L | 42-44 | 36-38 | 29 | 107-112 | 91-97 | 74 |
| XL | 45-47 | 39-41 | 30 | 114-119 | 99-104 | 76 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 42-44 | 31 | 122-127 | 107-112 | 79 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 45-47 | 32 | 130-135 | 114-119 | 81 |
| 4XL | 54-56 | 48-50 | 33 | 137-142 | 122-127 | 84 |
| 5XL | 57-59 | 51-53 | 34 | 145-150 | 130-135 | 86 |
"You've probably heard of the book Go the F**k to Sleep and its two sequels—You Have to F**king Eat and F**k, Now There Are Two of You. But did you know it's been a full decade since the first book become a brilliant and hilarious phenomenon?" —Fatherly
Ten years ago, Adam Mansbach crystallized the secret agony of parents the world over with one simple phrase: Go the Fuck to Sleep. In verses that perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, the book opened up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity . . . and the message only resonated louder when Samuel L. Jackson, the bard of the F-word, read the audiobook.
You Have to Fucking Eat expanded the conversation to include parenthood's other universal frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal, with Bryan Cranston voicing the audiobook . . . and because life moves pretty fast, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You soon became necessary, to address the fact that two is, somehow, a million more kids than one—with Larry David doing the audiobook honors.
And now, to celebrate a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set, perfect for gifting at a baby shower or using to knock yourself unconscious. As always . . . you probably should not read these books to a child.